So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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