How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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