oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
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