dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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