People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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