So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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