are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
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