It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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