never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
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