You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
