wanna go halves on a baby?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
The feeling are messing with the penis
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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