Non-Jews are for practice
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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