so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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