i think my tv is drunk
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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