That's intense
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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