Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
What a dumb baby whore.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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