I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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