at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
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