: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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