something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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