dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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