Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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