why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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