brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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