check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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