I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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