reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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