Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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