Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
3 2 1 whiskey
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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