Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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