i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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