hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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