im gay
i know
yea but for you.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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