weddingsv make me drug and hornr
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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