Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
only you would photoshop your dick
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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