Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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