You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
farters have to be the big spoon...
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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