i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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