If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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