I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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