Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
babies were throwing up all over the place
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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