In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
as a side note pls kill me
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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