I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
smell my finger.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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