Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
