Don't you send me to vm
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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