Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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