break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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