I am puke
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
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