Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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