butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
My Higher Power is John Stamos
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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