I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
So much rum. So many feels.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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