How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
