If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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