I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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