32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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