i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
You're like the curious george of whores
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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