We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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