I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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