Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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